Collectible Motorcycle For Sale

Three big, muscular motorcycle guys with tattooes all over their arms walk in. They go over to the shrimpy little fellow. One of them shoves the hamburger into his face. Another one pours the coffee on his lap. The third guy smushes the mashed potatoes into his hair.

The truck driver wipes the food off of his face, then, calmly, gets up and walks out of the diner.

A minute later, one of the motorcyclists says to the others, "That little guy ain't much of a man, is he?"

"He's not much of a driver, either," says the waitress, looking out the window. "He just ran over three motorcycles."